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what is this even a micro-aggression against
the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning
the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work
“I can fix him” “i can make him worse” I can pet him on the head like a dogy
Willie woo is at his happiest when he gets to nap with his family. This often prompts him to do the “superman” bc he stretches to cuddle with his person as much as possible
オレかと思ったですよ
Oops, I thought it was me……
okay new one tag with the funniest red flag you see in the person you rbed it from
obsessed w internet speak but specifically these two recent inventions:
1. statement (directly contradictory statement)
ie: “i’m normal now (lying)” or something like. “doing homework (scrolling tumblr).” it’s like a text version of looking directly at the camera. sarcasm but slightly to the left. amazing
2. wacky thought <- reactionary/self aware comment
it’s like?? the closest thing i can think of is movies where the characters break the fourth wall to pause the show and talk to you about it? like emperors new groove or lion king 1 ½? self aware ironic kinda talk show-esque. whatever it is it’s brilliant.
love the way we’re bulldozing english keep it up team
You were weirded out by your coworker’s rambling about XP farms and things like that at first but they have been unusually helpful in your group for surviving the zombie apocalypse so far.
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state