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you would know what a sandwich tastes like

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

what is this even a micro-aggression against

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manywinged:

manywinged:

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

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#biting maiming killing

southernsnowdogs:

memewhore:

The editing on this is amazing

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#fave #this video always cheers me up

shitwank:

“I can fix him” “i can make him worse” I can pet him on the head like a dogy

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#sqq

straycatj:

official-williewoo:

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Willie woo is at his happiest when he gets to nap with his family. This often prompts him to do the “superman” bc he stretches to cuddle with his person as much as possible

オレかと思ったですよ

Oops, I thought it was me……

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greenmountainwitch:

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Under the stars

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pokoglio:

Make all your problems disappear for 25¢

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rebeccabinch:

okay new one tag with the funniest red flag you see in the person you rbed it from

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#is the same age as me

rongzhi:

Guardian cats at a temple in China

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#omg omg omg #cats

tmmyhug:

obsessed w internet speak but specifically these two recent inventions:

1. statement (directly contradictory statement)

ie: “i’m normal now (lying)” or something like. “doing homework (scrolling tumblr).” it’s like a text version of looking directly at the camera. sarcasm but slightly to the left. amazing

2. wacky thought <- reactionary/self aware comment

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it’s like?? the closest thing i can think of is movies where the characters break the fourth wall to pause the show and talk to you about it? like emperors new groove or lion king 1 ½? self aware ironic kinda talk show-esque. whatever it is it’s brilliant.

love the way we’re bulldozing english keep it up team

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#i'll write a doctorate on tumblr language ok

ambientwitch:

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blended-ice:

digital illustration of yuri P from yuri on ice ordering 3 tickets to the Barbie movie. the other tickets are for Lilia and Yakov, who are standing on either side of yuri. END ID.ALT

they have plans jsyk

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#yoi

writing-prompt-s:

You were weirded out by your coworker’s rambling about XP farms and things like that at first but they have been unusually helpful in your group for surviving the zombie apocalypse so far.

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#fucking. dokja's mother

tomcriuse:

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

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#:angelinnocent: